Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.
Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.
#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus
Fucking hell yes
If someone showed up at my house wearing one of these they wouldn’t be wearing it for long, or ever again, because I would take it off of them so that I could wear it.
You don’t even need to be human….really….just….
For all you dudes (or not dudes?) looking to nab a tumblr-lady (or dude?) of your own
Here’s where you can get your swag at maximum capacity
Same site I got this coat actually