News has broken that Michael B. Jordan (Chronicle) is being considered to play Johnny Storm (The Human Torch) in the upcoming Fantastic Four reboot. Naturally, comic book fans across the Internet are furious, because they’ve had it with all the reboots and just want to preserve the magic of the 2005 original — oh, wait, no. They’re angry because Michael B. Jordan is black. And in the comics, Johnny Storm is white.
But these Fantastic Four fans aren’t mad because they’re racist (they insist). No, their reasons are much more complicated, because …
GOOD COSTUMES (SO FAR)
SISTERS OUT DOING IT FOR THEMSELVES
STICK IT IN
I don’t want to have to start reading marvel
but this is like
HEY U WANT ALL UR CHILDHOOD HEROES IN ONE BOOK BEING COOL TOGETHER IN A WAY THAT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE IT’S BEING REDUCED TO BABYSITTERS CLUB????